Wake up

Ok so I and my kids sleep on an airmattess. It has been about 4 to 6 months now that we have been sleeping on it. There are 7 seams. 6 of them have patched holes, one hole is the size of my thumb (it pushed through after I put way too much glue nail polish paper and other stuff before I got actually vynl glue) 🙂 and this morning one of the interior walls bustled  to create a large buldge in the matress. Picture wll be attached. The pop sacred everyone half to death. You know my twitter kids had to be in the bed at the time. All smoothed over with yogurt. Really auto correct didn’t correct yogrt. Wow. Any way after the yogurt they preceded to make farthing sounds on my leg.

What a way to wake up. Terrified and covered in spit. #Parenthood